after nami got bitten by that bug at little garden zoro probably teased her about every single bug they come across like

"ohh theres one, want me to slice it up for you"

and nami just chases him to the punch, shell never let him get away with it… but zoro is iust the repeat offender kind of guy omg

and there was that one time he got sanji hiding away in the farthest corner bc zoro sometimes brings in spiders for him too

these dumb cuties


“Look, I don’t know what—“

“I don’t even know why you’re still talking!” Nami interjected.  “Why are you still here?”

“The fuck is your problem!” he cried out, his hands up in the air, glancing back over his shoulder like somebody was going to give him some support, but no one was there.  

Including Vivi.

He did a double-take at the empty space behind him when he saw she was absent.

“Look, there is literally no reason for you to be standing here anymore.  So okay.  Bye.  You need to leave,” she said, waving a hand at him sarcastically.

“You know what?  Fuck you, bitch,” he said to Nami, his face twisting into an ugly scowl as he threw up a middle finger and walked away.

Nami turned to Zoro.  He fully expected her to be in some kind of crazed rage, but to his surprise, she just grinned at him—calm and triumphant.

He couldn’t help but chuckle a little.  “Geez.  Did you really know that girl?”

“Nah,” she said, shaking her head.  “But guys need to not fuck around. If a girl says no, she means no and that’s that, there’s no fucking alternative.”

“You’re kind of scary.”

She smiled at Zoro and shrugged her shoulders, all innocence that absolutely wasn’t real. “Good, make sure you remember that.  Now come on, let’s get outta here.”  She grabbed him by the sleeve of his t-shirt, pulling him along.

More Make No Mistake, namely the most satisfying thing I’ve read in any fanfiction ever.

Bonus Choop doop

gaaranteed replied to your post: i want to be a more creative writer so…

ahh your headcanons are so cute, i bet they’d make great fics

aww thank uu friend, but you know this is bc i only ever share the relatively cute ones hahah

i want to be a more creative writer so i can actually turn all my zona headcanons into fics…………………..